Going to Concerts

I'm reached a point in my tired millennial life where in order to go to a concert I first need to know if there's going to be chairs.

Garbage Can

Every time I throw the gargabe into the can, it bounces of and lands on the floor I'm launched into a deep reflexive state contemplating why bad things happen to good people

Teachers and tests (pt.2)

I'm one hundred percent sure that teachers find the only lesson I miss on the attendance list and make the whole test about it

Other People's Age

I always think the age of a person is the same age from the day we met, even if it was several years ago

Mysterious Bruises

My skin is so easily bruised that I swear even feathers could leave a huge blue mark on it.

Recording Videos

When I'm recording a video without any script, I'm perfectly smooth, but when I'm trying to record with a previously scripted text I need to repeat 48 times before one single sentence feels right.

Long Games

While I'm playing really long games, like rpgs, 20 hours into gameplay and I'm still unsure if the game has started yet.