Cheese Buns

Every time I want to eat something, I annoy my boyfriend until he gives up and says he wants to eat it, so I pretend I'm doing it for him

Cat Salvation

I used to fear the day when Miss Little Claws, my cat, would finally conquer all humanity. Now I look forward to it. We kinda need it.

Morning Person

Being a morning person, I always feel extremelly energetic during the morning. Unfortunetely, it also means I can energectically procastinate.

Coming Back from the Beach

Every time I go to the beach I come back with really red spots randomly spread across my body because I'm incapable of spreading suncreen correctly.

Gym Nightmare

The worst part of going to the gym is having to watch the TV`s above the threadmills displaying sports and fighting channels

Hunger x Diets

On regular days, I might even ignore that I'm hungry. When I'm on a diet, all I can think about is the fact that I'm hungry.

Knee holes

Pants with holes on the knees are only worth for sticking your entire leg on that hole while trying to dress