Halloween Monsters

I used to be afraid of Halloween monsters. Now I think that we're all like monsters a bit.

Going to Concerts

I'm reached a point in my tired millennial life where in order to go to a concert I first need to know if there's going to be chairs.

Garbage Can

Every time I throw the gargabe into the can, it bounces of and lands on the floor I'm launched into a deep reflexive state contemplating why bad things happen to good people

Teachers and tests (pt.2)

I'm one hundred percent sure that teachers find the only lesson I miss on the attendance list and make the whole test about it

Other People's Age

I always think the age of a person is the same age from the day we met, even if it was several years ago

Mysterious Bruises

My skin is so easily bruised that I swear even feathers could leave a huge blue mark on it.

Recording Videos

When I'm recording a video without any script, I'm perfectly smooth, but when I'm trying to record with a previously scripted text I need to repeat 48 times before one single sentence feels right.