Coming Back from the Beach

Every time I go to the beach I come back with really red spots randomly spread across my body because I'm incapable of spreading suncreen correctly.

Gym Nightmare

The worst part of going to the gym is having to watch the TV`s above the threadmills displaying sports and fighting channels

Hunger x Diets

On regular days, I might even ignore that I'm hungry. When I'm on a diet, all I can think about is the fact that I'm hungry.

Knee holes

Pants with holes on the knees are only worth for sticking your entire leg on that hole while trying to dress

Conspiracy Theories

A few years ago I used to laugh at the crazy conspiracies people. Now I'm seriously worried about them.

Christmas lights

Every time I put christmas lights on the decoration, parts of it turn dark like seconds after and I just want to put everything on fire

Leaving my dog alone

When I go out without my dog, he looks at me like he's saying Why have thou betrayed me, mommy?