Public Crisis

Brazilian people are so used to having public crisis that they don't even get nervous anymore

Textbook to Exam to Student

The textbook says one thing, the exam asks the same thing with different words, the student freaks out

Fangirl while playing

The fangirl takes a while before playing a game, specially RPG, because there are too many characters and she needs to chose which of them she's going to ship with who before making any choices.