Love for our country

how we really act about our nation when we're among ourselves versus when we're with foreigners

Relationship with teachers

While american and british movies depict the relationship between teachers and students like something cold and a bit weird, we in Brazil are incredibly informal

In other cartoons

How would Little Nia look in other cartoons like Disney, Adventure Time, Simpsons, Gravity Falls, Pokemon and oldschool comics

Perfection of Nature

nature is perfect and all makes sense, except for dogs, silly cute creatures

The Future of Reading

The future of reading would be something that stops books from falling on my face while I'm reading lying down.

Passwords

ridiculous password rules are unbearable

TV and Movie Awards

How I choose who to root for when watching awards like Emmy awards or the Oscars

Dog Priorities

No matter where my dog is, he always finds his way back to me when I start eating something.

Symptoms, according to the internet

According to the internet, I have about 282 diseases because I sneezed once yesterday.

Puppy whimper

My heart may be hard as a rock, but I'll always melt down for a little puppy whimpering

Gratuitous Hatred

Some people just want to hate something

My Bag

What I really carry on my bag - mostly useless stuff that shouldnt be there

Horses

I love horses, but it's a bit frightening to ride one 

"I'm on a horse."

Living Dangerously

I live dangerously - I always eat food that's past the expiry date

Perfect seasoning

Cheese is the perfect seasoning to every food

Paused reading

When I stop reading for a moment so I can make up new scenes on my head

Good book

When I read a good book

Paying attention during class

 When I pay attention during class and realise that I could've learnt all that by reading for 5 minutes at home alone

Fangirls and the end of the history

When the last book in my favorite series comes out, the fangirl in me doesn't even allow me to read it, so great is the fear that I'll have an existencial crisis when it's over.

Dogs and calfs

My dog insists on licking my calfs every time I'm clean and I don't know why

Too much work

When I have a ton of work to do, all my friends from ALL MY LIFE appear asking me to hang out

Going out late

In my version of Cinderella, she goes away at midnight because she just wants to sleep.

The power to control minds

If I had the power to control minds, I would use it to make my friends read the books that I like

After exam week

Right after I'm done with all my exams at school or college, my brain automatically erases all data learned

Tunnel bread

the deep pain of finding a hole in your slice of bread

Selective pain tolerance

My pain tolerance is incredibly higher for pet scratches and bites

Adopting a puppy - pt.5

Puppies grow up to incredibly fast, it's unbelieveble

Adopting a puppy - pt.4

My puppy has a love and hate relationship with his toys

Adopting a puppy - pt.3

My puppy is very worried about pooping as much as he can.

Adopting a puppy - pt.2

How it's really like adopting a puppy, he wants to play with EVERYTHING you're holding

Adopting a puppy - pt.1

How it's really like adopting a puppy, he starts playing with every kind of garbage

Sweets and appetite

My mother tells be that eating sweets before dinner would make me lose my appetite. Oh, if only if were that easy...

Labeling women

Stop telling women what they need to be already

Free will

There's no free will when we need to choose where to eat for the night

The best part of Carnival in Rio

The best part of carnival in rio is being able to wear glitter anywhere without being judged

Doing new things

I don't try new things because I'm afraid of them, I'm just... too lazy

The hardships of relationships

the hardships of relationships

Daily Struggles

She's highly capable and awesome, but there's always some people that think they're better

Selective Memory pt.3

How my memory is excellent on some subjects

Phone automated service


Literary masochists

The are two kinds of people, the ones that love sad stories, and the ones that drop them like their on fire

Self-faith


Desensitization

How is my life in a violent city

Cats are a force of nature

What really happens when I have to contain my cat inside something. She can't be contained.

Dropping hints online

How I really feel about dropping passive-agressive hints online

Food taste while on a diet

While i'm on a diet, I get so hungry that everything starts tasting so godamn good!

Nightly Proactivity

Why must all my proactivity only work at night?