My cat's naptime

My cat starts her naptime all beautiful and cozy and after twenty minutes she's all weird and belly up and drooling

Superstitious

I'm not a superstitious person, but there are some things you just don't play with

Judging by the cover

I tell people that you shouldn't judge books by their covers, then I go into bookstores and by all books that have unicorns and girls with swords on the cover