Mothers and rainy days

My mother is terribly afraid of rainy days, sometimes she calls me just to tell me it's raining

Tube man

Every time I lose my balance and try hopelessly to regain it I feel like one of those old tube mans

Reviews

While other people prefer to read reviews to know if they would like a book, I prefer to read reviews to know if I would hate that book.

Election Time

Before elections time, I had faith in people. Now I just believe people are hateful and want to hurt each other

Safety for humans and cats

While I get down from super high places to feel safe, my cat gets up from low places to super high walls to feel safe herself