24h hang out notice

When people ask me to hang out, I need at least 24hs in advance to get used to the idea that I'm leaving home and having social contact

Monologuers

Every time I'm faced with one of those people that keep changing the subject to talk about themselves I wish I could just leave a cardboard version of myself for them to talk to and run away

The art of seduction

The most seductive words: Wanna grab some pizza?

Influenced

I'm very easily influenced by the books I'm reading, somethines a bit too much