"C'mon, mom, my shirt looks brand new! Who cares if I bought it in 1997? Do you think the people on the streets are gonna try a carbon-14 test on it to determine the age of the linen or what?!"

Ob.: Yes, I swear my mother tells me to wear shorter skirts, not longer ones.

Humans are very confused creatures. We always forget to value something we already have until we lose it. When I'm in a confortable and heated enviroment, I completly forget how important it is to fell warm and I choose light clothes, only to freeze later and desperatly crave for my heat back. I'll stop writing now to think about all the things I have right now that I should be thankfull for.

(Sorry, my comment was not funny...)

See how our ineptitude to lose weight is actually a good thing? If it was easy, we would have to buy new clothes a lot! Ours wallets thank us. :D

Remember those old TV shows that showed the host throwing piles of viewers letters in the air to pick some to win prizes? I think that the people who dress the figurines on some stores nowadays must do something similar to pick the clothes.

And that includes wearing that confy pre-historic shirt you have full of holes and stains that feels like a piece of silky heaven against your skin. Yes, the one your mother has been trying to get rid of for about 10 years.