Oh, look, Miss Little Claws just decided to sleep on my lap. Guess I'll have to reschedule dinner.

Really, there're some flash photos of my pets that they're eyes are glowing so evilish and scary that I feel a certain urge to send those pictures to Tim Burton for inspiration.

I find it very ironic that all my family has this master skill for creating pet nicknames, but when it cames to real pet names, we have none! I mean, do you know what was the name of my last male cat, that for five long years shared numerous happy and sad moments with the other members of my household? ...Cat. His name was Cat.

 

How many times have I begged for attention from my cat, which was too busy to play with me?

And then Vegeta breaks his Scouts and screams: "It's over 9000!".