It's even worse when it's a kiss flashback, because the couple can remember it perfectly even tough they were both with their eyes closed.

 

And that's not the only lie the TV told you. Did you know that mice hate cheese? Yeah. Now imagine all the other things you may believe now because of the TV that may be completely wrong. Yeah, they're all lies. Your life is a lie. You may go cry in the corner now.

 

Miss Little Claws doesn't sit all the time, tough. I can recreate perfectly her escape attempts by tracking the moldy footprints on the floor. I feel like Aragorn.

 

Would it be wrong if we were just taking back what was ours to begin with?

Really, there're some flash photos of my pets that they're eyes are glowing so evilish and scary that I feel a certain urge to send those pictures to Tim Burton for inspiration.

Miss Little Claws, my cat, also watches me while I eat, but I'm not sure if she really wants my food or if she's just monitoring me for suspicious behavior.

And then Vegeta breaks his Scouts and screams: "It's over 9000!".