Showing posts with label class. Show all posts
Showing posts with label class. Show all posts

Professional Priorities Nowadays

Colleges nowadays are going to have to create a new mandatory course in all programs, essencial for anyone who wants to grow on their carreers: introduction to social media dances.

Online Classes pt.2

 

Sometimes the teachers on an online classe ask for students to open their webcams to participate in classe, and I look at myself at home with messy hair, bags under my eyes and old pajamas and I think that perhaps that's not a good idea

Online Classes

When you're having online classes, teachers think that students are at their tables with notebooks and books and everything to take notes, when students are probably just sitting akwardly on the couch in their pajamas and listening to it on the phone while eating a greasy snack

Relationship with teachers

While american and british movies depict the relationship between teachers and students like something cold and a bit weird, we in Brazil are incredibly informal

Paying attention during class

 When I pay attention during class and realise that I could've learnt all that by reading for 5 minutes at home alone

Seats in class

 

I seem like a nice person, but I once wished that the person who got to class earlier and took my favorite seat would step on a Lego.

Selective memory

 

I have no idea about the life cycle of an schistosoma, but I know every tiny detail about the stages of growth and development of my Tamagotchi.

Brain


And then at night my brain speaks to me: "Remenber that moment earlier today when that guy you admire
told you 'congratulations' for something only you did and you replied with 'you too'? Yeah, let's think about that for the next 40 minutes". pensar nisso pelos próximos 40 minutos, ok?"

Answer on the board



Maybe that's the reason why the first ninja was born.