"I'm on a horse."

Merry Christmas!

Is it right? I had trouble with the translation. I was going for something like "Your Highness", but using the words monster and/or annelid.

"C'mon, mom, my shirt looks brand new! Who cares if I bought it in 1997? Do you think the people on the streets are gonna try a carbon-14 test on it to determine the age of the linen or what?!"

Ob.: Yes, I swear my mother tells me to wear shorter skirts, not longer ones.

Humans are very confused creatures. We always forget to value something we already have until we lose it. When I'm in a confortable and heated enviroment, I completly forget how important it is to fell warm and I choose light clothes, only to freeze later and desperatly crave for my heat back. I'll stop writing now to think about all the things I have right now that I should be thankfull for.

(Sorry, my comment was not funny...)

There's even those who say that Johnny Depp's character Edward Scissorhands was based upon Miss Little Claws. I've never seen her sculpt ballerinas on my garden, but she does make some very impressive pieces of modern art by sharpening her nails on my books.

Miss Little Claws, my cat, also watches me while I eat, but I'm not sure if she really wants my food or if she's just monitoring me for suspicious behavior.

"OMG! Look, she's blinking! That's the cutest thing I've ever seen! EVER!".

Ps.: I'm sorry if her name sounds lame in english. Miss Little Claws is a pretty literal translation of Srta. Garrinhas.