I had trouble trying to make up a name for a cute disease in english there...

 

And everything in my life, even the simplest things, would take about 8984294092 episodes to get done. Just like Dragonball Z, but for older ladies.

 

It's even worse when it's a kiss flashback, because the couple can remember it perfectly even tough they were both with their eyes closed.

 

And that's not the only lie the TV told you. Did you know that mice hate cheese? Yeah. Now imagine all the other things you may believe now because of the TV that may be completely wrong. Yeah, they're all lies. Your life is a lie. You may go cry in the corner now.

 

I'm not sure which one would be more bound to reality: Niazinha, for being the original, or the actress, for having feet.

 

Author's note: I know it's already pretty obvious, but I'll say it again anyway. Here in Brazil, the most common kind of lemon is the green one, and the yellow one is quite rare.