Do you guys think the text on this comic sounds weird? I had a hard time translating it from Portuguese to English. Any suggestions?

 

There's so many bad mannered people at the movies nowadays that when I'm really looking forward to watch a specific new one I wait for it to come out on dvd, so I can watch it at home with no one bothering me.

 

And if you insist on watching through the end, you sleep at various points and the plotline ends up having lots of empty holes with what you don't remember. Then you need to start a journey full of blood and professional assassins to try to fill those blank holes in your memory. Wait, is that what that Bourne movie was really about? I'm not sure, I fell asleep during the end.