Showing posts with label school. Show all posts
Showing posts with label school. Show all posts

Online Classes pt.2

 

Sometimes the teachers on an online classe ask for students to open their webcams to participate in classe, and I look at myself at home with messy hair, bags under my eyes and old pajamas and I think that perhaps that's not a good idea

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Evil Tests

 When there's a question on the test that's so easy you're afraid to answer because it might be a trick question

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Selective Interpretation

I'm terrible at interpreting texts during school tests, but I'm a genius at interpreting song lyrics
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Online Classes

When you're having online classes, teachers think that students are at their tables with notebooks and books and everything to take notes, when students are probably just sitting akwardly on the couch in their pajamas and listening to it on the phone while eating a greasy snack

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Logic for Tests

I have no idea why I study so much, for weeks and months, and them on the exams I answer the questions with the exact opposite of what I learned

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Teachers and tests (pt.2)

I'm one hundred percent sure that teachers find the only lesson I miss on the attendance list and make the whole test about it

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Hard calculations

The worst part of exam week isn't even the exams exatly. It's the stress of leaving each one of them making calculations of how much I must've scored and if it was enough to pass.

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Selective Reasoning

I'm not that good at understand philosophical concepts but I'm great at undersdanting all questions about moral, society and the very human nature when they're verses in a song

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The first one the complete the test

The first one to leave the test, I'm never sure if the person knew everything or nothing at all.

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Leecher students

Every time those students that are slackers ask for my stuff I wish I could disappear in a cloud of smoke
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Teachers and tests

 Somewhere there's always a teacher nearby listening to me when I say I'm skiping a topic because I think it's not going to be on his test

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Deduction during tests

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Relationship with teachers

While american and british movies depict the relationship between teachers and students like something cold and a bit weird, we in Brazil are incredibly informal

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Paying attention during class

 When I pay attention during class and realise that I could've learnt all that by reading for 5 minutes at home alone
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After exam week

Right after I'm done with all my exams at school or college, my brain automatically erases all data learned

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Student reasoning


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Selective memory pt.2

My memory fails me at school, but doesn't fail me when I have to sing every single random word in Bohemian Rhapsody

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Cheating


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Bullying

 

But what pains me the most is that there really exist people that actually take pleasure on hurting others, either physically or with their words. It makes me lose my faith in humanity a little.

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Seats in class

 

I seem like a nice person, but I once wished that the person who got to class earlier and took my favorite seat would step on a Lego.

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